Description

🚘 Warning: This Decal May Cause Uncontrollable Laughter!

🐢 Ever feel like some drivers just love to get way too close? Give them a little something to think about with our hilarious “The Closer You Get, The Slower I Go” decal

🌧️ Made from vinyl, this decal is built to last through rain, shine, and even the most impatient tailgaters

☀️ Whether you’re cruising the highway or just making a quick stop, this decal adds a fun, sassy touch to your vehicle

✨ Features:
🎨 High-quality vinyl – durable & fade-resistant 
🔧 Easy to apply & remove (no sticky mess!) 
🚗 Available in multiple colors to match your ride 
🚦 Guaranteed to make tailgaters think twice!

🎉 Don’t let aggressive drivers steal your joy—make them laugh instead

📩 Get yours today! Contact us now!